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ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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Wine, cheese, and Mario 3. #romance

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I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore. Virginia Woolf   (via crowcrow)

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